Biden tulee yhdistämään demokraatit ja saa heidät vaaliuurnille
Tää oli hauska
Laitetaas pikkaisen muistiin noita kuolemattomia heittoja mitä herralta on piisannut viimeaikoina.
1. “Make sure you have the record player on at night… make sure the kids hear words.”
https://youtu.be/4AYVwgcAOMY
2. “We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women created by the, go, you know the, you know the thing.”
https://youtu.be/PpMAd7uXMSY
3. “Super Thursday”
https://youtu.be/S5y3XHIyLRM
4. “I’m a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate. Look me over, if you like what you see help out, if not vote for the other Bi- gimme a look though okay?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGymiFlyl0E
5. “Alright Chuck!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb1msTPaeD4
6. “Right here in the state of North South Carolina.”
https://youtu.be/Ccvm8tZ_A6M
7. Randomly biting his wife’s finger.
https://youtu.be/z2-RbCKHiMM
8. Worked with Deng Xiaoping, who died 23 years ago, on the Paris Climate Accord during the Obama administration.
https://youtu.be/MMGI18VaVOQ
9. “Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.”
https://youtu.be/BujyWqv_dRU
10. Whatever the hell this is.
https://youtu.be/uIjYuIeEbAo
11. We’ll increase healthcare premiums and make sure care is not quality, only affordable.
https://youtu.be/8UY_8fXdvIY
12. “Look, fat, look, here’s the deal.”
https://youtu.be/fbEJpr4A9mQ
13. “My deceased son was the Attorney General of the United States.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHJC7wT53rY
14. Being aggressive and inappropriate with Iraq war veterans, wrongly insinuating that his son died in the war.
https://youtu.be/wD7e8Cld5ao
15. This incoherent word salad.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1233911327967629313
16. “We choose truth over facts.”
https://youtu.be/15RjcRJ3Z70
17. “150 million people have been killed since 2007 when Bernie voted to exempt the gun manufacturers from liability.”
https://youtu.be/XrlGPJ1cSxI
18. Confusing Angela Merkel with Margaret Thatcher.
https://youtu.be/Kt4Ds7jspdQ
19. “You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier.”
https://youtu.be/TwVrg6UtxXQ
20. Rambling confused gibberish, including saying Robert F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr were assassinated in the late 70s.
https://youtu.be/OkWkuBNvdjo
21. Fix the problem of violence against women by “punching at it and punching at it and punching at it.”
https://youtu.be/9OYYNWBt1Sw
22. Implementing a childcare tax credit would “put 720 million women back in the workforce.”
https://youtu.be/_GYyt3ChLDI
23. Thought he was in Vermont when he was in New Hampshire.
https://youtu.be/-1jqVXAbq2Y
24. Said he was vice president during the Parkland shooting.
https://youtu.be/M5X3pIPehq4
25. Said 1976 when he meant 2014.
https://youtu.be/CEvcYOkT-jE
26. Said he’s looking forward to “appointing the first African American woman to the United States Senate.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USZmCBOQnsE
27. “Go to Joe 30330 and help me in this fight.”
https://twitter.com/i/status/1156759665285435403
28. Made, then dropped, claim that he was arrested in South Africa while trying to visit Nelson Mandela in prison.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mB-rFpwzLQ
29. “Clipping coupons at the stock market.”
https://youtu.be/OQW8EtNm3-c
30. Confused his wife and his sister.
https://youtu.be/wacY29iMuUs
31. Jill Biden’s face revealing a flash freakout when he starts forgetting what he’s saying.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1235046631902339072
32. Claimed he had the support of the “only” African American woman that had ever been elected to the senate, while the other one was standing on the stage with him.
https://youtu.be/USZmCBOQnsE
33. “Why why why why why why why!”
https://youtu.be/HYpWwxuj128
34. Referred to Bernie Sanders as “the president”, then, still unable to remember his name, called him “my friend Vermont”.
https://youtu.be/3J-iQORreRY
35. Also called Cory Booker “the president”.
https://youtu.be/sL3AYay7Rdw
Jnejne... Hyvässä kuosissa tuntuu demokraattien kampanja olevan ja onneksi nyt löytyi tämä puoluetta yhdistävä tekijä.
