^Edellisen kirjoittajan ilmiselvästä alaikäisyydestä huolimatta laitan tänne Hikipedian määritelmän, joka nauratti itseäni kovasti....
http://hiki.pedia.ws/wiki/Orgasmi
"Orgasmi on tapaturma, jossa japanilaisen origami-taiteen harjoittaja laukeaa paperitaitelmiensa päälle. Tavalliset paperia taittelemattomat ihmiset voivat saada orgasmin kutittamalla omaa tai jonkun toisen ihoa. Nörtit saavat orgasmin nöyryyttämällä n00beja tietoverkoissa. Orgasmi on kuin tappelu: kun se alkaa, on rauhallinen olo, ja se alkaa kiihtyä ja yhtäkkiä laantuu ja tuntuu hyvältä tai huonolta. Joskus (vain joskus) organisaatio voi muuttua orgasmiksi, sillä molemmathan ovat erittäin järjestettyjä.
Orgasmi ilmenee eri lajeilla ja sukupuolilla eri tavalla. Orgasmin saaneet miehet tuntevat järjetöntä halua katsoa Urheiluruutua, mikäli ovat parittelemassa vakiokumppaninsa kanssa. Jos mies parittelee satunnaisen vastaantulijan kanssa, hän orgasmin saatuaan haluaa katsomaan Urheiluruutua – kotiin. Orgasmin saanut nainen haluaa lisää orgasmeja parittelipa hän sitten vakio- tai satunnaiskumppanin kanssa. Sukupuolten halut eivät kohtaa, joten Väestöliitto suosittaa hankkimaan orgasmeja vain samaa sukupuolta edustavan kanssa. "
-Sehän tuli kuin tähti kirkkaalta taivaalta - Matti Nykänen-
Päivän Naurut
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maija turjukka
- Ainesta Watsoniksi
- Viestit: 4939
- Liittynyt: Ke Heinä 25, 2007 8:58 pm
Joulun kunniaksi 
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Christmas Carols for the Mentally Disturbed
1. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disorientated Are
3. Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas
4. Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic - Deck the Halls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and...
6. Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy, ooh look at the froggy - Can I have a chocolate? Why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.
:Christmas Carols for the Mentally Disturbed
1. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disorientated Are
3. Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas
4. Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic - Deck the Halls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and...
6. Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy, ooh look at the froggy - Can I have a chocolate? Why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.
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Sadie_Manson
- Olivia Benson
- Viestit: 742
- Liittynyt: La Kesä 23, 2007 7:02 pm
- Viesti:
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maija turjukka
- Ainesta Watsoniksi
- Viestit: 4939
- Liittynyt: Ke Heinä 25, 2007 8:58 pm
Heheh, Jeesus ja Saatanakin ovat jo käyneet nettitaistoon.... 
(suomentakoon se, kenellä on enemmän aikaa)
"Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly Jesus was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, Jesus said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than ever.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off..
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said,
JESUS SAVES"
(suomentakoon se, kenellä on enemmän aikaa)
"Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly Jesus was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, Jesus said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than ever.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off..
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said,
JESUS SAVES"
-Suru on hinta, jonka maksamme rakkaudesta.-
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MillaMagia
- Susikoski
- Viestit: 47
- Liittynyt: Pe Syys 28, 2007 3:27 pm
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maija turjukka
- Ainesta Watsoniksi
- Viestit: 4939
- Liittynyt: Ke Heinä 25, 2007 8:58 pm
Tai siis tunnistitko mahdollisesti hänen nikkinsä täällä Joku jolla on jostain syystä vihamielinen asenne meihin kanssamurhailijoihin, mutta joka silti aina vaan hengailee joukossamme? Oli kuitenkin laittanut minfon "Hyvät linkit" -topicin alle... Hmmm...
Yö ja aamu jokainen, jollekin on viimeinen. Joka ilta, joka yö, jonkun sydän riemuin lyö. Jonkun sydän riemuin lyö, jonkun osa ikiyö...
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Tampereen Tyttö
- Alibin Kestotilaaja
- Viestit: 5424
- Liittynyt: Su Huhti 01, 2007 8:18 pm
